Thursday, April 14, 2016

Week 12 Reading Diary, continued: Alice in Wonderland

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll (1865).

A Mad Tea-Party
  • The hatter, the march hare and a couple others were sitting at a dinner table under a tree in front of the house
  • They were all crowded on one end with no room
  • Alice sat on the other end in a large armed chair
  • The hare said it was rude for her to sit without an invite
  • She said she didn't know it was his table
  • The hatter said her hair needed to be cut
  • They talked
  • The hatter stared at his watch uneasily
  • He asked Alice a riddle
  • She didn't know the answer
  • The hatter and the hare said they didn't either
  • Alice said they shouldn't waste time telling riddles they had no answer to
  • The hatter said it's not wasted if you know him, Time that is
  • They talked about how you could manipulate time if you were on good terms with him
  • Now time was stuck at six o'clock
  • The hatter was to sing and after he got a verse out the queen said he was murdering time, off with his head
  • Since then time wouldn't do anything the hatter asked of him
  • They woke up the dormouse to tell a story
  • They offered Alice more tea, but she said she hadn't had any yet
  • The story went on until Alice became so confused that she said she didn't understand
  • She said, "I don't think....." and the hatter said, "Then you shouldn't talk."
  • She left the tea party angry
  • She found a door and opened it
  • It led back to the hallway with the table
  • She went to the door behind the curtain again and ate some of the mushroom she saved in her pocket
  • She shrunk and went into the garden
The Queen's Croquet-Ground
  • There was a white rose tree in the entrance
  • There were three cards painting the roses red and arguing
  • They eventually saw Alice
  • Alice asked them why they were painting the roses red
  • They explained they planted a white rose tree instead of a red rose tree and the Queen would behead them if she knew
  • Then one shouted the Queen was coming
  • A procession of guards, children, kings, queen, and the King and Queen of Hearts came upon them
  • The Queen asked Alice who she was and who the three cards were laying face down
  • Alice said she didn't know, it wasn't her business
  • The Queen screamed Off With Her Head!
  • Alice said Nonsense!
  • The Queen saw the rose tree and told the guards to behead the three cards
  • Alice hid them in a nearby flower pot
  • The Queen asked Alice if she could play croquet
  • Alice said she could and joined the procession
  • They got to the croquet ground and Alice learned it was not your typical croquet
  • The balls were live hedgehogs, the mallets live flamingoes, and the guards doubled themselves up to make the arches
  • Everyone played at the same time in a frenzy
  • The Queen kept shouting for the beheading of players so Alice began to worry
  • She was looking for a way to escape and noticed the cheshire cat's smile floating in the air
  • Alice talked to the cat for a bit
  • She was about to say why she didn't like the Queen but the Queen was close behind so Alice played it off
  • Then the King came to see who Alice was talking to
  • He didn't like the cat and told the Queen to have it removed
  • She yelled Off With His Head and the King went to get the executioner
  • Alice went looking for her flamingo and hedgehog
  • When she returned the King, Queen and executioner were in a quarrel and the crowd was silent
  • They eventually went to get the duchess, since it was her cat, and the cat started to disappear
  • The King and executioner looked for the cat while everyone went back to the game
Who Stole the Tarts?
  • There was a trial for the knave
  • He was accused of stealing tarts the queen made
  • The jury was made up of animals and birds
  • The white rabbit called in the first witness, the hatter who was accompanied with the march hare and the dormouse
  • The king demanded his evidence and if he was nervous he would have him executed at once
  • Alice began to grow bigger
  • The queen was still staring at the hatter
  • She then demanded a list of the singers from the last concert
  • The king eventually dismissed the hatter and he was out of sight before the queen said to behead him as he left
  • The next witness called was the duchess' cook
  • During his questioning the dormouse spoke and the queen called for his beheading
  • During all the commotion the cook disappeared
  • The next witness was called, Alice...
Alice's Evidence
  • Alice had gotten so big that when she got up she knocked over the jury box with her dress
  • She then picked up all of the jurors and put them back in their place
  • After a couple of questions the king told her she was over a mile high and had to leave
  • The white rabbit then said he had more evidence
  • He had just received a letter, but it wasn't signed and it wasn't in the knave's handwriting
  • The king and white rabbit went back and forth of how the knave could or couldn't have written it
  • The knave swore he didn't write it
  • The white rabbit read the letter
  • The king then explained how it was the knave that authored it
  • Alice disagreed and the queen finally demanded her head
  • The cards began to attack
  • The next thing Alice knew she was waking up to her sister wiping the leaves from her face that had fallen from the tree
  • She immediately told her sister the curious dream she had
  • Her sister agreed and sent her in for her tea
  • Alice hurried home and thought of how wonderful her dream was



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